celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

my-mom-found-my-blog:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT THE 3 ON AMERICAN KEYBOARDS IS THE # KEY AND ON THE PHONE THEY TELL YOU TO PRESS “THE POUND KEY” WHICH IS THE #

where the fuck did there pound key go???

THAT IS THEIR POUND KEY

deathofabeautyqueen:

comealongpondd:

The Doctor and his companions

oh wait what

i just see nine and donna and think so much sass

jadeita:

filthylittleoptimist:

jadeita:

i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody

when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’

finally, someone who understands!! /licks your face affectionately

um

(Source: makinsouffles)

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

(Source: mansonyouth)

We were buddies pretty early on; the [kiss] scene wasn't as uncomfortable as I imagined it on paper. The moment just felt right for what the theme was. Ezra was a good guy. I didn't have a problem with it.


leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

raattles:

this was the best show to come out of the wave of late 2000’s new cartoons

(Source: kim-jong-chill)

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

(Source: ten-rose)

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

sajn-lom:

superpsyguy:

hang on…

NO

(Source: shitroughdrafts)